babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

why did the semen cross the road?

because i put on the wrong sock this morning

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

mcaubergine:

Just because I don’t think I put this up here when I finally got it a few weeks ago.
Shoutout to the drunk girl who read “this ain’t a séance” when I wore it out

kizatchi:

hes doing a good job

kizatchi:

hes doing a good job

person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated

floozys:

"hairless cats are disgusting!"

"hairy women are disgusting!" 

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chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me